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3 Midgets have fallen on hard times and are sitting around scheming on ways to make some money.
Suddenly, one of them jumps up and says "I once heard that if you can get in the Guinnes Book of World Records, they will give you $1,000,000 Dollars! Everybody is always telling me I have the smallest hands they have ever seen, I think I might have the smallest hands ever."
The second midget says "Now that you mention it, look at how small my feet are...nobody has feet even close to this small. I might have the smallest feet ever."
The third midget says "Well, I'm not proud, but my dick is microscopic. Anyone who has ever seen it tells me it is the smallest dick ever."
The three midgets scrounge together enough cash for a plane ticket to the Guiness Main Office, and as they sit there crammed into one seat they dream of how they will spend their fortune.
They arrive, and the first midget is called in. He is gone for about 10 minutes, when he bursts out with a suitcase full of money saying "Smallest hands ever, BABY! YEAH!"
The second midget is called in, and he is gone for 20 minutes. A lot of careful measuring takes place, and he returns with an identical suitcase full of cash yelling "Smallest feet ever! I'm rich!"
They call the third midget in. He is gone for a full hour. They measure and measure from every possible angle. Finally, he walks out, empty handed, tears in his eyes. The other two midgets look at him and ask "What happened?" The third midget replies: "Who the Hell is Komaresan?"
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